memo to SHIELD and Avengers

[realestperson]

In the future, all mission debriefings are to take place in an authorized S.H.I.E.L.D. location, or with a senior agent present.

Sincerely,

Director Nicholas Fury
Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

Comments

[realestperson]

I cannot possibly see how you could cause more damage from an assessment team.

[ofafeather]

You don't know me very well at all, then.

Besides, you need me where I am.

[realestperson]

You're lucky that I'm in an easily convinced mood today, Agent.

[ofafeather]

Could you really say no to my face, Sir? It's a pretty hard face to say no to.

[realestperson]

It could take all of my considerable will power, but I could manage it.

[ofafeather]

I believe you.

And you know, I am a senior agent, so I was still technically operating within division guidelines.

[realestperson]

Another promotion that Hill slipped past me? Carry on.

[ofafeather]

You should probably take a closer look at the papers you sign, because one of them just might be a promotion for everyone's favorite trigger happy biochemist.