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[isntaboutme]

Someone changed my ringtones again... I can't fix it. Help?

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[notasoldier]

So you're free. Good. Come meet me at my big ugly building. I have something to show you.

[isntaboutme]

If by something, you mean a private jet that's going to take us out to see Bruce again, I'll pass. The man likes his privacy, Tony, hence the remote locations.

[notasoldier]

The man likes to hide. He needs us. The safe distance is more for him than for us.

[isntaboutme]

That's quite sentimental of you. Will you at least call him first this time?

[notasoldier]

I don't do sentimental. Ask Pepper. Actually, don't. She probably doesn't need to be reminded.

You act like he wouldn't want to see me.

[isntaboutme]

That whole manners thing. I don't want him to think that something wrong.

[notasoldier]

What if there was something wrong?

Fine. Don't come. My suit will be faster than a jet anyway.